WELL. YOU BETTER GET READY.
You should probably read this whole thing. And prepare yourself.
I guess I could say it’s because I hit 50 followers, but I mean that was kind of a while ago, and it’ll probably be a while until I hit 100 or 300 or 50,000, so really this is because I decided to stop being a lazy ass and show my appreciation for the tag, which has made my life so much better since being a part of it even if I’m still kind of a neopets noob <3
So okay first, the rules!
- Must be following SweatyNeo.
- One like, three reblogs per day max. I’m not gonna check how many times you do it, honestly, just don’t be a jerk to your followers. Giveaway blogs are allowed (and encouraged, to keep from flooding your followers’ dashes), just make sure there’s a link to your regular blog/asks are open.
- This giveaway ends two weeks from today, so Friday, May 18th. But I’m sort of a flaky person, so I mean it could be a few days after that. But stop reblogging it by then or your followers may hurt you. Or don’t, whatever.
- I’ll choose the winners via random draw. The first person drawn gets their first choice of the prizes below, second person gets second choice, and so on.
OKAY. ARE YOU READY FOR THE PRIZES?
The first prize is a custom mixed media painting, woodburning, or fancy colored pencil sketch of your Neopet, with your specifications. Here’s kind of an example of each (not necessarily of Neopets, just so you can see sort of what style I’m going for):
Mixed media fairy painting.
Woodburning phoenix thing.
Faerie Pteri fancy colored pencil drawing.
But that’s NOT ALL. In addition to making this art for you, I will alsomail it to you(if you are comfortable with giving me your address, and if you live in the United States. If you do not live in the United States, but want this really really badly, we’ll work something out I promise). However, since I’m also kind of a sucker for snail mail and care packages, included in your package will also be other random shit that I’ll come up with, but will be a total surprise. Could be a cute little letter, could be a package of cookies, could be a mixtape, could be some neat shit I found at the flea market, could be all of the above. Will probably be all of the above. Could be Meepits.
A slightly less detailed sketch of your pet, which I can also mail to you, OR I will attempt to sew you a plushie of any Neopet. I’ve never made a plushie before. Like, ever in my life. It will probably be crappy, and it will probably be made of old t-shirts or out of old fabric my mom has in her embroidery room (she has a business). But it will be one-of-a-kind and made with love and silly looking. And I will mail it to you. Probably with some other shit in the box.
I will write and record a song about you, your Neopets, the Neotag, whatever you want. I will put it up on YouTube for everyone to see. And so in doing this most of my friends will probably find out that I play Neopets. Fuck.
I will go somewhere in my fair city of Jacksonville, Florida and graffiti your Tumblr URL or “HAIL DR. SLOTH” on a building or tree or wall or what have you. You can either choose that or have me do the same in the sand at the beach near my house. I will take a photo of either. If you choose the beach, I’ll try to get a bit of myself in a bikini in the shot, which is a prize in itself.
Okay I guess I should include something actually on the site to giveaway, so if you’d prefer this, I am also giving out a Baby PB OR 600k, whichever you’d prefer.
I’m kind of greedy so I guess I’m probably not giving out much more than that 600k, but whatever, if you get sixth prize I’ll give you a codestone (IS IT RED OR IS IT BROWN?!) and a ~mystery prize~. It could be a Royal Paint Brush (hint: It’s not) or it could be a Pile of Dung. Whatever, up to you to take the gamble!
I’m really really interested to see who wins and what they pick, and what I end up having to do. Additionally, if you can think of other embarrassing things to do, feel free to send them my way for the next giveaway! If you enter, don’t forget to keep your asks open!
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